Don't attempt this at home, kids

Let's see.

How to categorize this video?  An anthropology of rural life in northern New York (Lowville, to be exact)?  A viable candidate for the Darwin awards?  Why all that hubbub about stricter labor and safety laws on the farm was maybe a good idea?  It's better to be lucky than smart?

Anyway, it's worth posting because it's crazy to watch.  I think yoanne0558's comment is best – "considering the theories and implications of the multiverse, I think this guy dies in 99% of the versions of it."  We're all happy Bimzie pulls through.  **BTW, language advisory for lots of swear words in the video**