{"id":393,"date":"2010-06-24T14:05:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T18:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/?p=393"},"modified":"2010-06-24T14:14:51","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T18:14:51","slug":"hot-roller-derby-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/2010\/06\/24\/hot-roller-derby-days\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot roller Derby Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m having a bad hair day(s) and can&#8217;t get an appointment. Desperate times call for desperate measures.  I raced to the local &#8220;got everything&#8221; store, found my way to the hair care aisle and lunged for the only thing that could possible transform this day &#8211; hot rollers. Yes, folks, I bought hot rollers.  Very close to the ones I used in the 70&#8217;s, minus the spikes.  Now you may think, big deal, but wait.  With these cylinders come all the nostalgia of the 60&#8217;s and 70&#8217;s.  I&#8217;m craving Bazooka bubble gum and skirts that are entirely too short for this gal now and I want to strap on the roller skates.  And there&#8217;s more&#8230;..now I&#8217;ve only had about two cigarettes in my entire life, but as I look in the mirror at this Medusa-like head of round plastic and clips, I have this almost uncontrollable urge to light up!  What&#8217;s next&#8230; fishnet stockings??<\/p>\n<p>Oh for a good Patty Duke re-run today!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m having a bad hair day(s) and can&#8217;t get an appointment. Desperate times call [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":394,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/allin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}