{"id":4272,"date":"2011-05-21T09:26:06","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T13:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/?p=4272"},"modified":"2011-06-01T08:57:32","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T12:57:32","slug":"post-apocalypse-instructions-open-on-may-22nd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/2011\/05\/21\/post-apocalypse-instructions-open-on-may-22nd\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-apocalypse instructions (Open on May 22nd)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s one of those biases that journalists are supposed to keep carefully tucked away in the backs of their minds:\u00a0 I&#8217;m kind of disgusted by doomsayers.<\/p>\n<p>Preachers of apocalypse, almost invariably, are evangelists of over-simplified fairy tales.\u00a0 And they are purveyors of that most unattractive of social ailments, the Big Cop-ut.<\/p>\n<p>A fairy tale is what you&#8217;re hearing whenever someone tells you that the earth is set to end on a certain date.\u00a0 A fairy tale is a warning that if we elect a certain political party, or pass a certain law, the Republic will come to a crashing end.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, a fairy tale is when someone tells you that the Mississippi flooding is definitely part of global climate change.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever someone reduces big stuff (the fate of the world, complicated science, complex political dealings) to something that fits on the back of a napkin &#8212; or a pamphlet handed out at a subway stop &#8212; it&#8217;s a fairy tale.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the first instruction for anyone reading this on May 22nd:\u00a0 You should thank the latest gaggle of apocalistas for educating you about the complex, unpredictable nature of life on earth.<\/p>\n<p>Next time someone shoves a brochure in your hand and tells you to quit your job, thank them very kindly for trying to boil the world down into a nursery-room-level set of talking points, then get back to your life.<\/p>\n<p>The second reason these people peeve me is because their world-view invites the Big Cop-out.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the way of thinking that goes something like this:\u00a0 &#8220;We&#8217;re all doomed, so I might as well do nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Is it going to reverse global warming for you to buy a more efficient car, or eat more local food.\u00a0 No, of course not.<\/p>\n<p>In the same vein, it wasn&#8217;t going to end Jim Crow for one business owner in the South in the 1950s to open his doors to African Americans.<\/p>\n<p>But little steps multiplied by billions of people really do matter.<\/p>\n<p>All of us making small, generous contributions to our shared world make it livable, make it better, make it incrementally more hopeful and sustainable.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s instruction number two:\u00a0 Next time someone tells you that any particular end-times scenario is about to play out, fight back by doing one cool, generous, positive thing.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, you could go out and arm yourself and stock up your basement with a year&#8217;s worth of Evian water and wrap your children&#8217;s heads in lead foil.\u00a0 (Don&#8217;t ask&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>But wouldn&#8217;t you rather go down with a shovel in your hand?\u00a0 Wouldn&#8217;t you rather see the fireball rise while planting a tree or while cleaning up a park?\u00a0 Why not go up in smoke at a potluck dinner surrounded by your best friends?<\/p>\n<p>Before I go, let me mention a final reason that doom-sayers creep me out:\u00a0 Life on earth is actually pretty hard for a lot of people and this kind of stuff makes a mockery of their struggles.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a patently sad fact that most of these outbreaks of hysteria occur among people who are fairly well-off and fairly comfortable.\u00a0 If I had to simplify, I&#8217;d say that a lot of these True Believers are just sort of bored.<\/p>\n<p>Getting up and going to work every day, and raising your kids, and paying your mortgage, that&#8217;s all sort of dreary when looked at from one point of view, especially if money&#8217;s tight and you&#8217;re not sure about your future prospects.<\/p>\n<p>But set all that hum-drum daily stuff against the backdrop of Judgment Day and it begins to look a lot more melodramatic.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why you don&#8217;t see the folks staring down the flooding Mississippi or braving the tornado outbreaks in the South standing in their yards with goofy home-made signs welcoming the Rapture.<\/p>\n<p>Those are the real heroes, the people who are facing the real dramas, the real crises that our world often hurls our way.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re doing it with hope and faith and grit.\u00a0 And with that trait that most often helps us to push back the darkness:\u00a0 a sense of humor.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s my final post-doomsday instruction:\u00a0 Next time someone asks you to donate to or volunteer for an organization that believes in the end of the world, give a little instead to a group that actually believes in saving the world.<\/p>\n<p>An environmental group.\u00a0 A community rebuilding coalition.\u00a0 A church that&#8217;s building affordable housing.\u00a0 A political group that has real plans for a better America.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, building stuff is a lot harder than sitting around waiting for that first Crack of Thunder.\u00a0 But in the end, it&#8217;s also a lot more satisfying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here&#8217;s one of those biases that journalists are supposed to keep carefully tucked away 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