{"id":712,"date":"2009-04-27T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/2009\/04\/27\/a-funny-pages-manifesto\/"},"modified":"2009-04-27T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T15:06:00","slug":"a-funny-pages-manifesto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/2009\/04\/27\/a-funny-pages-manifesto\/","title":{"rendered":"A funny-pages manifesto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I grew up reading comic books.  I learned to read the newspaper by reading the funny pages.  Andy Capp, Bloom County, Peanuts, Doonesbury, and Calvin and Hobbes.<\/p>\n<p>Those were staples of my childhood.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the most enduring characters in American pop culture come from those ink-drenched pages.  Prince Valiant.  The Katzenjammer Kids.  Beetle Bailey. Rip Kirby.  Li&#8217;l Abner.<\/p>\n<p>The last decade, comic books &#8212; sorry, graphic novels &#8212; have experienced a renaissance. <\/p>\n<p>The writing is brilliant, the art is compelling.  Every conceivable genre is represented, from action adventure to romance and comedy.<\/p>\n<p>Literary comics outsell literary novels and half the movies in the cineplex this summer are strip-minded from Marvel or DC.<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s face it, the comics page in the newspaper is a different story.  It&#8217;s a disaster, a mind-numbing collection of drab humor, soap opera, Catskills-era gags, and crummy art. <\/p>\n<p>The Peanuts strip remains on life support, years after Charles Schulz passed away. <\/p>\n<p>Garfield is stale as a week-old plate of lasagna.  Dilbert, a source of razor-sharp cubicle wit years before The Office premiered, has been reduced to a schtick.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the old greats &#8212; Prince Valiant, the Phanton, Dick Tracy &#8212; are a total mess.  The plots are inscrutable, the writing vapid and the art is atrocious.<\/p>\n<p>Many a day, the best offerings are Shoe&#8230;or Wizard of Id.  And that&#8217;s not saying so much.<\/p>\n<p>I know we have a lot to worry about these days, but the demise of the Great American Funny Pages kind of stinks.<\/p>\n<p>How do we train a new generation of kids to read newspapers if they&#8217;re not scrambling for their morning dose of Calvin and Hobbes?  Or jonzing for the latest Far Side cartoon?<\/p>\n<p>As newspapers reinvent themselves, they should think about demanding that the big comics syndicates find some new talent, or cultivate some home-grown artists.<\/p>\n<p>Surely one of those brilliant comic books teams would love to create a daily strip with national exposure. <\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, we&#8217;ll all have to suffer along with Hi &amp; Lois&#8230;and roll our eyes as poor Dagwood tries to milk one more joke out of one more sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grew up reading comic books. I learned to read the newspaper by reading the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.northcountrypublicradio.org\/inbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}